The DOLLS Show opens THIS FRIDAY, December 7th! The drag has heated up, the duct-taping continues and rehearsals are at FULL STEAM to bring you the BEST SHOW EVER! And NOW it’s time for that other holiday tradition, OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE AT
THE DOLLS SHOW! We again invite you to figure out the context of each - but it proves we have just as much fun behind the curtain as we do onstage! And with this show, you get TWO glimpses backstage - a rare opportunity!
1. Don’t be so mean to Baby Jesus. The audience will be a lot more appreciative if we’re not beating him up!
2. I’ve grown a little weiner!
3. Keep playing with it, I didn’t hate it so much last night.
4. Take him from behind!!!
5. Don’t distract me, I’ll prick myself!
6. Director: You’ll have to practice being in the back. Actor: I’m GOOD at being in the back!
7. Actor: Like that hasn’t happened before. Actor: Just don’t forget - you’ll have to blow the dust off!
8. Close your legs, Tequila, it’s getting dusty in here!
9. Actor: I can pop it in the morning. Actor: We’ve heard that about you!
10. Let’s get Dick out of the bathroom.
11. Then we’ll put on his head dildo.
12. They’re going to follow you beating you off.
13. You’re going to bring me that Christmas tree strap-on?
14. I have BIG poop to be in the bathroom so long!
15. Director: Leave Dick alone! Actor: We NEVER leave Dick alone!
That’s all for THIS round! Stay tuned for ROUND TWO of - ‘OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE DOLLS SHOW!
OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE DOLLS SHOW ROUND TWO!!! OPENING NIGHT TONIGHT, FRIDAY DECEMBER 7th! www.AuxDog.com for tickets
1. Does anyone have an extra pair of boobs?
2. I’ll leave these here so Bradd can do my tits.
3. I have to get Bradd’s pregnancy pad.
4. These are good at making it wet!
5. Slice up the fruitcake, Connie!
6. My diaper’s getting a woody!
7. I’ve been pulling my pills out of my boobs. There’s gotta be a better way.
8. Dick does the line…..
9. We hate having you here and not using you!
10. We’re dealing without Dick tonight.
11. I’m gonna give you head alright…
12. Let’s find a way for Dick to break you up!
13. Was that the salami’s entrance?
14. Listen here you condom queen.
15. Actor: I miss Foxes. Actor: Yeah, not so much after the penicillin shots and where your feet stuck to the floor.
ROUND THREE IS COMING UP SOON!!!! Hope to see you tonight.